Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

thermodynamics?

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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