- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again