Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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whats really hot the sun

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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