- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.