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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.