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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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