hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Dubstep < Music

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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