What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Mrs. Welsh

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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