how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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FAP

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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You

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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