What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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conrad profit

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womens rights

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Stephen Walking.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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