- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Women's rights

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

knock knock

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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