- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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