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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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