Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

asian, do math

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Ham sandwich

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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