- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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