- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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