What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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