Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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