Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

I am a n1gger.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

THE GAME

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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