I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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How did th-A fridge.

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Anti Joke

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