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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

Republicans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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