What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Spread the net.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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