you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

obama

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

she wasn't 18

Why did I get raped

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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