- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What is black but also yellow? A song.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.