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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

If you are my friend like it!

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

poo is yummy

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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