Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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