- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Women.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Stop being a centipede

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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