what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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I like hats XD!

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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bum sex lol

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Anti Joke

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