- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

want a balloon? yeah

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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