Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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What is cold? Winter

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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girls basketball

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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