- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Jason Connor.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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