What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

An English man walks into a pub.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

how do you confuse a blond?

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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