- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why? Whats wrong?

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

bitches be crafty.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Kelly Clarkson

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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