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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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