Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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womens rights.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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