- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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