If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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