What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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