Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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civil rights

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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