- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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