- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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