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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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