- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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