- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

I'm so punny.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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