- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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