- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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