Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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