what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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