The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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hi jonny

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What is cowboy say

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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