- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

white or wheat? wheat please.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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